July 13, 2015
First time you shot a gun: what gun & with who?
.22LR Rifle , with Dad, Grandad, and 2 brothers. Age 10
Have you ever made up an illness so you didn’t have to go to work?
Yes, but never in my adult career.
Best compliment you’ve ever gotten?
A good friend recently told me I’m “the most confident first time dad.”
Have you ever taken dance lessons?
Yes. My wife and I took swing dance lessons for our first dance at our wedding.
If you could retire tomorrow what would you do?
Go camping and ride my RZR until winter, and then Snowmobiling would commence.
If you could be trapped in a TV show for a month which one would it be?
Walking Dead, I’d take my Seekins AR and shoot some Zombies in the face!
Do your socks match right now?
Yes, but I’ve been fooled before. Recently it was my shoes that didn’t match, oops.
Would you eat a bowl of worms for $1000?
It would have to be a damn small bowl.
If you could lock one person in a room for a day to torment them, who would it be and how would you torment them?
That kid with the lifted Diesel pickup. (You know the one, he’s in every city in America.) He would be forced to breath the same smoke or “coal” that he rolls out of his exhaust every time he takes off for his imaginary race from stop light to stop light.
Have you ever tipped a cow?